JA⎋OB ṠCRUBS [d]

      Congratulations, on being you! Because, today, you have correctly chosen the quintessential place to get all of your high-quality merchandise from award winning musician - turned author - turned addict - and now turned fashion designer of a hard luck living, thought provoking brand of sewn threads-strung together-in various patterns-and used to keep warm. Calling it..

JA⎋OB ṠCRUBS [partial clothing]

     All items were designed by he, him, himself, as part of his desperate campaign to subsidize his earnings so that one day he can finally quit his current mundane, unhealthy job at a fiberglass shop that he hates so much. But also, to encourage each of you to follow your passions in life - because only then can you achieve true and absolute HAPPINESS.