DRMWARE >N [hat]

The imperfect nature of heads;

individually different. some come in all shapes and sizes and deformations. some have long hair or short hair with all sorts of colors while others have none at all. now my people = you need not to worry any longer...think you look stupid in hats? you're obviously right - however you probably never wore this particular hat.  because it is the dream hat worldwide. everybody dreams of. it has much more value than freedom money, prosperity, or hair. be cool. just by looking cool through the rest of your days. & any time you want all the attention -just throw on this 

ExPdRmWrLd hat: it is a polyester snapback  with a padded front section, five panel design, and retro style size adjuster. .... still feeling flustered? listen, buster! Wear this and find your lover, brother